Although this happened in the Protestant church I was raised in, I have 2 funny ones:
1. When I was a teenager, there was an elderly man who always sat in the front pew. He\'d been suffering from dementia and probably didn\'t know what he was doing, but he passed gas right when everyone had just stood up for the Gospel reading. It lasted a good 10 seconds and there was this shocked silence. Poor guy and his poor wife!
2. Once during a funeral service the cross at the top of the church picked up the CB transmission from a trucker passing on the highway outside. \\"Breaker, breaker good buddy\\" is not what you expect to hear at a funeral service!
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