Here are a few that I picked up recently...
To atoms are on their way to lunch. One says, \\"I think I\'ve lost an electron!\\" to which the other asked, \\"Are you sure?\\" The first replied, \\"Why, yes! I\'m positive!\\"
I was in physics when my teacher told my that photons have mass. Photons? Mass? I didn\'t even know they were Catholic.
In New Mexico, the only plant that never gets to relax is the Russian Thistle.
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