Chrysanthos wrote:
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight
around looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD
player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice
echoed from the dark saying,
\"Jesus is watching you.\"
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight
off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he
shook his head, promised
himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked
the light on and began searching for more valuables. Just
as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear
as a bell he heard \"Jesus is watching you.\"
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking
for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the
room, his flashlight
beam came to rest on a parrot.
Did you say that?\" he hissed at the parrot.
\"Yep, \"the parrot confessed, then squawked,
\"I'm just trying to warn you.\"
The burglar relaxed.\"Warn me, huh? Who in the world
are you?\"
\"Moses, \"replied the bird.
\"Moses?\"the burglar laughed. \"What
kind of people would name a bird Moses?\"
\"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.\"
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