A man was hiking in the woods when a bear charged him. The man ran as fast as he could, but tripped and fell. As the bear reached him, the man prayed \\"Lord, let this bear be a christian bear!\\"
The bear did not attack. Surprised the man looked up to see the bear fold his paws and say \\"Lord, thank you for this food from which I am about to receive.\\"
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Two muffins were in an oven, baking. One muffin said to the other one, \\"man, it\'s hot in here!\\" The other muffin said....
\\"AHH! A talking muffin!\\"
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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said, \\"hey buddy, why the long face?\\" HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Two guys walked into a bar. Ouch, ouch!
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