Small town survival tips

I grew up in a population of 1500. I moved to a small town outside of St. Louis...far out, maybe 5000 Home is now a town of 325...and I\'m the Mayor--still an outsider. Here are my tips--from long experience: Redefine survival...Pray for broadband...Learn to like Wal-Mart...Buy a car that gets good gas mileage...Be prepared to drive a long way to church...start a collection of reader\'s services...Start a Netflix account...Pray for broadband...learn to stock up on food basics...Get a hobby...Be prepared to depend more on your family and less on friends--it will take a while...Pray for broadband...Invest in allergy medicine...