This is not a menu but it is a funny true story that I thought I would post.
One time at a parish....
The Parish website included a complete calendar of events which, like this week, included \\"Cheese Fare Sunday\\" among the \\"events\\" for that week. The bookkeeper (not Orthodox but had been working for that church for a few years) answered the phone and the conversation went something like this:
Hello, #@@ Cathedral, may I help you?
Yes, I was looking at your website. What kinds of cheese are you having at your Cheese Festival?
I\'m sorry but I don\'t know what Festival you are talking about. Our Greek Festival isn\'t for another four months.
Your website says, \\"Cheese Fare Sunday\\" What kinds of cheese are your serving?
OH......(chuckles) That means this is the last Sunday of eat dairy products before Lent starts. (chuckles again)
Oh. thanks (hangs up)
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL from the bookkeeper.
True Story
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