What\'s the opposite of cheese?

Negitive cheese or eseehc! lol

tofu?

OH oh oh oh oh, I know I know I know (raises his hand jumping out of his chair) !!!!! The square root of negative one!? (looks around puzzled and sits back down as he listens to the crickets chirping, lol)

No, I was helping my son brush his teeth and told him to say \"cheese\" so I could reach the all and when he pursed his lips I said, \"That\'s to opposite of cheese\"- which lead me to wonder... What is the opposite of cheese? I couldn\'t think of any thing so I am asking the group. It seems to me that one might as well find something to rhyme with “orange.”

I thought maybe you were looking for a word to say when taking a picture... ya know so like everyone is frowning

A word that rhymes with \"orange\"? It depends on how you approach it. In some places it sounds like \"OAR-unj\" while others will abruptly say \"OARnj\" Then there are variants on that first pesky syllable ranging from \"OAR\" to \"ARR\" Finding a rhyme might be a waste of time, why not simply pretend to be foreignj? (es una naranja muy linda, si?)

NICE!

Well, in that case, it would be ohhh. that makes a weird sound, especially when said to a bajillion people, but...whatever, it makes you frown lol btw, i\'ve been attaching pix from camp to a lot of stuff (look at my page lol). Pres. Vassi should be happy lol

Anti-cheese, of course. Put it with cheese though, and expect a big explosion. :-D Sorry, been reading too much quantum physics of late, so it was the first thing that came to mind:-D

Orange rymes with porridge and storage when you\'ve got a cold:^)

Let me add a touch from France, from this side of the Atlantic it is obvious that the opposite of \"cheese\" is \"pasteurized cheese\". ;-)

this is really cheesy, you know! :)

Last chance! A few years ago our church recieved a call asking what kind of cheeses we were going to be serving at (the) cheese fair. :)

For the creative poets, In Oh, the Places You\'ll Go! by Dr. Seuss, it has been proven that you can actually rhyme \"Pants\" with \"Chance\" Nothing to do with cheese, but since it is Lent, I thought it would be okay. :grin:

And on my side of the Atlantic we have (but I do not eat) something called \"pasteurized processed cheese food.\"